Tasteful Nudes: A Gallery of Readers

Tasteful Nudes is the first incredible book by Dave Hill. It is available wherever incredible books are sold via St. Martin's Press, the popular book company. These are just a few of the various ways in which people totally read it. Send in your picture of you reading the book and I will post it here like a mother@#ker.
@aprilmaywilson writes “Bedtime reading just got more fun - love the book - xoxoxoxox.”  Thank you, April! Wait- what is that other book in your bed?! I will kill it!

 writes “Bedtime reading just got more fun - love the book - xoxoxoxox.”  Thank you, April! Wait- what is that other book in your bed?! I will kill it!

Randi Rodges (@Randi_with_an_i) writes “‘holyfuckingshittedness’ is my new favorite word.” As it should be, as it should be. That might be the best word in my book and there are a lot of sweet words in that thing.

Randi Rodges (@) writes “‘holyfuckingshittedness’ is my new favorite word.” As it should be, as it should be. That might be the best word in my book and there are a lot of sweet words in that thing.

Stuart Cloud (@Stuball84) writes: “Frank demanded I take off your book’s clothes before diving in.”  That Frank- will we ever really understand him?

Stuart Cloud () writes: “Frank demanded I take off your book’s clothes before diving in.”  That Frank- will we ever really understand him?

Alex McIntyre (@StretchMcI) writes “Hey, man, here’s me reading your book on the beach.”  Thanks!  Don’t get the book too wet.  There is no refund.  I checked!

Alex McIntyre () writes “Hey, man, here’s me reading your book on the beach.”  Thanks!  Don’t get the book too wet.  There is no refund.  I checked!

Dan Pritchard (@danfromorange) of Australia writes “My first art installation. Thanks goes to @mrdavehill for the key piece.”  This is a triumph, Dan.  Glad my book can be with you during the important moments/movements of life!
Dan Pritchard () of Australia writes “My first art installation. Thanks goes to  for the key piece.”  This is a triumph, Dan.  Glad my book can be with you during the important moments/movements of life!
@reereevee writes: ”@mrdavehill I eroticed all over the floor after reading it.”  Whoa.  I hope you had a mop handy.  And, um, thank you!

 writes: ” I eroticed all over the floor after reading it.”  Whoa.  I hope you had a mop handy.  And, um, thank you!

My book makes an awesome cameo in this very funny video by K. Sekelsky (@sekelsky).  Watch it now and then again several minutes later.

Daniel Bowers writes “I can’t believe this can even be sold legally.”  I can’t believe it either, Daniel.  I also can’t believe you’re standing there in a bookstore reading my book!  If I found out you didn’t march that badboy to the register I’ll stab you!

Daniel Bowers writes “I can’t believe this can even be sold legally.”  I can’t believe it either, Daniel.  I also can’t believe you’re standing there in a bookstore reading my book!  If I found out you didn’t march that badboy to the register I’ll stab you!

Rachel Barker (@rlbarker) writes “Oh hai @mrdavehill, I’m reading your book. On my giant phone. Because I live in the future.”  That rules, Rachel.  But where is yourself tight silver suit and elaborate meals in pill form?  I must know what these are like!  Also, thank you for reading my incredible book!

Rachel Barker () writes “Oh hai , I’m reading your book. On my giant phone. Because I live in the future.”  That rules, Rachel.  But where is yourself tight silver suit and elaborate meals in pill form?  I must know what these are like!  Also, thank you for reading my incredible book!

$huey (@SkillzLikeZorro) writes “I bought Tasteful Nudes as an e-book but I’m not a robot. Is that OK?”  Yes.  Yes, it is.  Also, your choice of Def Leppard and Dokken is exactly the kind of listening you should be doing while reading my book.  Well done!

$huey (@SkillzLikeZorro) writes “I bought Tasteful Nudes as an e-book but I’m not a robot. Is that OK?”  Yes.  Yes, it is.  Also, your choice of Def Leppard and Dokken is exactly the kind of listening you should be doing while reading my book.  Well done!

@SashaSloan’s Europe supplies.  Or so she says.  Where are the goddamn lederhosen and rufies, woman?!

@SashaSloan’s Europe supplies.  Or so she says.  Where are the goddamn lederhosen and rufies, woman?!

Mindy Tucker (@withreservation) writes “@mrdavehill's book his helping me endure jury duty this a.m.”  Glad I could help you do your part in supporting our justice system, Mindy. Also, I hope you put some bastards in jail that day whether they deserved it or not!

Mindy Tucker () writes “'s book his helping me endure jury duty this a.m.”  Glad I could help you do your part in supporting our justice system, Mindy. Also, I hope you put some bastards in jail that day whether they deserved it or not!

Sarah Brillinger (@birdacat) writes “Reading @mrdavehill's book "Tasteful Nudes" is just exhausting with all the laughing we’re doing.” Thanks, Sarah, but if you ask me that cat just looks plain hammered!

Sarah Brillinger (@birdacat) writes “Reading 's book "Tasteful Nudes" is just exhausting with all the laughing we’re doing.” Thanks, Sarah, but if you ask me that cat just looks plain hammered!

Matthew Green (@ImMattGreen) writes “Am I doing this right?”  Yes, Matthew. Yes, you are.  Reading my book with breakfast is the perfect start to every day…except, wait, is that a glass of blood you’re having with breakfast?!  What the hell is wrong with you?!!

Matthew Green (@ImMattGreen) writes “Am I doing this right?”  Yes, Matthew. Yes, you are.  Reading my book with breakfast is the perfect start to every day…except, wait, is that a glass of blood you’re having with breakfast?!  What the hell is wrong with you?!!