@aprilmaywilson writes “Bedtime reading just got more fun - love the book - xoxoxoxox.” Thank you, April! Wait- what is that other book in your bed?! I will kill it!
Randi Rodges (@Randi_with_an_i) writes “‘holyfuckingshittedness’ is my new favorite word.” As it should be, as it should be. That might be the best word in my book and there are a lot of sweet words in that thing.
Stuart Cloud (@Stuball84) writes: “Frank demanded I take off your book’s clothes before diving in.” That Frank- will we ever really understand him?
Alex McIntyre (@StretchMcI) writes “Hey, man, here’s me reading your book on the beach.” Thanks! Don’t get the book too wet. There is no refund. I checked!
Dan Pritchard (@danfromorange) of Australia writes “My first art installation. Thanks goes to @mrdavehill for the key piece.” This is a triumph, Dan. Glad my book can be with you during the important moments/movements of life!
@reereevee writes: ”@mrdavehill I eroticed all over the floor after reading it.” Whoa. I hope you had a mop handy. And, um, thank you!
My book makes an awesome cameo in this very funny video by K. Sekelsky (@sekelsky). Watch it now and then again several minutes later.
Daniel Bowers writes “I can’t believe this can even be sold legally.” I can’t believe it either, Daniel. I also can’t believe you’re standing there in a bookstore reading my book! If I found out you didn’t march that badboy to the register I’ll stab you!
Rachel Barker (@rlbarker) writes “Oh hai @mrdavehill, I’m reading your book. On my giant phone. Because I live in the future.” That rules, Rachel. But where is yourself tight silver suit and elaborate meals in pill form? I must know what these are like! Also, thank you for reading my incredible book!
$huey (@SkillzLikeZorro) writes “I bought Tasteful Nudes as an e-book but I’m not a robot. Is that OK?” Yes. Yes, it is. Also, your choice of Def Leppard and Dokken is exactly the kind of listening you should be doing while reading my book. Well done!
@SashaSloan’s Europe supplies. Or so she says. Where are the goddamn lederhosen and rufies, woman?!
Mindy Tucker (@withreservation) writes “@mrdavehill’s book his helping me endure jury duty this a.m.” Glad I could help you do your part in supporting our justice system, Mindy. Also, I hope you put some bastards in jail that day whether they deserved it or not!
“@MarthaPlimpton writes “@mrdavehill’s #TastefulNudes is a handsome addition to any home.” Thanks, Marthy! It really pulls the room together!
Sarah Brillinger (@birdacat) writes “Reading @mrdavehill’s book “Tasteful Nudes” is just exhausting with all the laughing we’re doing.” Thanks, Sarah, but if you ask me that cat just looks plain hammered!
Matthew Green (@ImMattGreen) writes “Am I doing this right?” Yes, Matthew. Yes, you are. Reading my book with breakfast is the perfect start to every day…except, wait, is that a glass of blood you’re having with breakfast?! What the hell is wrong with you?!!
